Q
I'm in ministry and have felt far from God lately. I feel like a hypocrite.
Anonymous
A

peterdwebb:

Gee whiz, don’t you know that God only uses perfect people?

Except that murderous David…
Or that rebellious Jonah…
Or that stuttering Moses…
Or that prostitute Rehab…
Or that doubting Thomas…
Or that thief Jacob…
Or that disobedient Abraham…
Or that compromised Samson…
Or that intimidated Elijah…
Or that drunk Noah…
Or that deceived Eve…
Or that promiscuous Solomon…
Or that unfaithful Peter…
Or that boastful Joseph…

If you’ve ever stumbled in your walk with God, you’re in good company.


littlefuryous:

An elegant meal for one, tonight.

littlefuryous:

An elegant meal for one, tonight.

(via ruinedchildhood)


In chemistry: He turned water into wine;
In biology: was born without the normal conception;
In physics: denied the law of gravity when He ascended into heaven;
In economics: He multiplied five loaves and two fishes to feed 5000 people
In medicine: healed the sick and the blind without administering any drug dose;
In history: He is the PRINCIPLE, MEANS and the END;
In government: he was called Wonderful, Counselor, Prince of Peace, King of Kings and Lord of Lords;
In religion: He is the way, the truth, the life and no one comes to the Father except through Him.

onlylolgifs:

me trying to participate in sports

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)


dilfgod:

bae caught me slippin

dilfgod:

bae caught me slippin

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)



oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)



oreoofficial:

how are 11 year olds in relationships and kissing and stuff when i cant even talk to the check out lady at target without stuttering

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)


thaibrator:

mariah carey and ariana grande getting in a fight

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)